Who's behind it?
Right, here's the honest version.
I'm Bobby. Somewhere along the way I turned making folk laugh on the internet into an actual job. Coffee crept in the same way most good things do: by accident, and then all at once.
It started in a shed. I wasn't selling anything, I was just handing out free cups to whoever fancied one, because that's more my style. Then came the wee stall at the Barras. Seven or eight weeks of the best kind of chaos, right up until I had to pack it away on my birthday. Happy days.
These days you'll find me at the Dockyard. Say my name on the door and the coffee's on me.
I'm not going to pretend I trained for years. A couple of hours with a roaster in Glasgow, then a lot of self-taught graft and a frankly ridiculous number of cups handed over. I've made enough by now to know I'm doing something right.
And I'll be straight with you, because I always am. I set this up to clear my debt and build something that's properly mine. No shame in that. Every bag you buy gets me closer, and keeps me doing the thing I love. That's the deal, and I'm dead grateful for it.
Proper coffee, no nonsense, and a laugh along the way. Mon in.